A Woman Attacks Her Husband With a Toy Stormtrooper

I want to make a joke here that if you’re an adult with action figures around the house, your girlfriend SHOULD use them against you, but deep down, I really want this action figure.  26-year-old Leny Alagao of Port St. Lucie, Florida got into a fight with her boyfriend earlier this month.

 

She wound up picking up his two-foot Stormtrooper action figure and BEATING HIM with it.  The cops even saw her do it through the window.  And unlike the Stormtroopers in the “Star Wars” movies, she didn’t miss.

 

Her boyfriend said he didn’t want to press charges but the cops arrested Leny for battery anyway.

 

(Here’s Leny’s mugshot, plus a photo the cops took of the Stormtrooper, next to a Super Mario action figure.  We don’t know why, as far as we know, Mario was not involved in the fight.)

 

(Treasure Coast Palm)