If you’re going to play a board game at work, pick one where the goal ISN’T to be as offensive as possible. Like Yahtzee. Nobody’s ever been offended by Yahtzee. Seven employees at the CBS station in Toledo, Ohio were stuck working over New Year’s weekend. So they passed the time by playing Cards Against Humanity.
This might be the first time a person ever got arrested for stealing their own bodily fluids. 30-year-old Ernest Akins of Lawrenceburg, Kentucky was pulled over last March for drunk driving. And a judge ordered him to submit his urine for drug tests once a month as part of his probation.
A woman from Cordova, Tennessee named Cinnamon Nicole blew her life savings on Powerball tickets last week. She really wanted that $1.6 billion jackpot. But of course she lost. So she started a page on GoFundMe.com, so strangers would give her money to rebuild her life.
We never make it through MLK Day without SOMEONE doing something offensive. Usually it’s a company serving stereotypically black foods. This is WAY worse.
This woman is rebelling HARD against being a young grandmother, with horrible, horrible, results. 50-year-old Patricia Ebel of Naples, Florida was arrested last April for drunk driving. She was wearing a BIKINI, and she had her 10-year-old grandson in the car.
