One sign that you’ve had too many Jell-O shots is: Believing you’re the victim of a CRIME when there’s none left.
A woman in Florida named Diane Blalock called 911 last week, and told the dispatcher that she was in need of assistance, because a bar would not serve her a Jell-O shot.
It’s unclear what the dispatcher said, but Diane wasn’t satisfied, because she called back THREE TIMES demanding they help her with this emergency Jell-O shot situation.
By the way, Diane isn’t a college student or something. She’s a 68-year-old woman. She also had some marijuana and two pipes on her.
The police department did send a cop out: To arrest Diane. She was charged with misuse of 911 services, trespassing, and possession of marijuana. She also admitted that she’d been drinking and smoked marijuana.
(Here’s Diane’s mugshot.)
(WFTV)
