A Hunter Called the Cops to Ask if He Could Shoot Sasquatch
If you’re an unusually hairy man, maybe steer clear of northeast Washington next month. Or at least keep your shirt on. A sheriff’s office in Colville, Washington posted a funny update on Facebook, after a guy called in to ask if he’s allowed to hunt Sasquatch.
7-Eleven Is Selling Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water?
I’ve been making this at home with my SodaStream, so this would definitely make life easier: 7-Eleven announced a new sparkling water that tastes like HOT DOGS. (???)
Stupid Criminal: A Man Stole a Frontloader, and a Guy in Second Frontloader Stopped Him
A frontloader is one of those construction vehicles with a big bucket on the front. Needed to get that out of the way, because this story has two of them.
Stupid Criminal: “Imaginary Friends” Don’t Count in the Carpool Lane
This would be a cute idea from your kid, but not so cute in the eyes of the law: The California Highway Patrol posted to let people know “imaginary friends” don’t count in the carpool lane.
Spring Breakers Are Paying Good Money to Get Slapped in the Face
A bartender in Florida is making a very good living slapping spring breakers in the face. (???) If you’ve never heard of a “hurricane shot,” that’s what it is. Most of her customers are men, but she’ll slap women too.