These days, it seems like U.S. presidents can do ANYTHING through “executive orders.” President Trump could probably issue one just to replace his cold McDonald’s fries with fresh ones.
So now there’s a list online of the “unhinged executive orders” that people say THEY’D do if they were president for 24 hours, and there are some fun ones. Here are a few:
1. “Pants must literally be set on fire when politicians lie. I’d volunteer to be the president and the fire-setter.”
2. “I would change the faces on money to dinosaurs.”
3. Someone said, “I’d outlaw the state of Indiana.” And someone else said, “I’m from Indiana, and I approve this message.”
4. “I would finally nix the overly-bright, poorly-aimed headlights on cars.”
5. “All public bathrooms must have full, floor-to-ceiling stalls, with no gaps in-between the doors.”
6. “No TV commercials can have a ringing doorbell, and no radio ads can have a car horn.”
7. “‘Infotainment’ is banned. News has to be news only.”
8. “There will now be minimum standards for nose hair grooming.”
9. “Everyone has to wear cat ears on July 27th. That’s just a random day, because it was supposed to be unhinged.”
10. “Healthcare for all. Or if that’s not unhinged enough, ban the name Cody!”
11. “Hawaiian Pizza is the new National Food.”
12. “Super Bowl must now be played on Saturdays.”
13. “Politicians have to wear jackets with their sponsors on it. Basically like NASCAR drivers.”
14. “I’d ban pre-shredded cheese. I wanna make America GRATE again.” (GRATE! I know, but it’s Friday. Okay, I’ll show myself to the door.)
