The cops in St. Paul, Minnesota got a noise complaint call last week. And when they went to the apartment, they found it was four guys, playing the Nintendo game “Super Smash Bros.”
Frankly, I’m surprised MORE kids don’t do this. A nine-year-old girl in Simcoe, Ontario, Canada called 911 on Saturday, because she was furious that her parents had told her to CLEAN HER ROOM.
Do this any other month of the year and you get fined for reckless endangerment. But in December, it’s just festive problem-solving. A massive pothole recently opened up in the middle of a street in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. And people in the neighborhood reported it to the city.
If you’ve ever dreamed of quitting your job in a total blaze of glory, but you’re too smart, responsible, and stable to do it, maybe you can live vicariously through this guy.
It wouldn’t be Christmas without at least one emergency trip to Walgreens to buy something you forgot. I mean, you’d just totally RUIN CHRISTMAS if you didn’t have Triscuits or whatever. A new survey found the top 10 things we’re most likely to rush out to buy on Christmas. Check ’em out . . .