We don’t have a ton of details about this yet, and they might turn out to be dark. But what I do know is this is EXACTLY where I’d head if it was me. On Sunday, cops in the Netherlands discovered a family of seven people who’d been living in their basement for NINE YEARS waiting for the apocalypse.
Ever been eating a breakfast burrito and thought to yourself, “You know, this is good, I just wish the tortilla was, like, 50 times doughier”?
If everyone was this nice, the world would be a much better place: A 30-year-old guy in London named Tim Cameron lost his wallet on Monday while he was riding his bike home from work. And almost immediately, a random guy named Simon Byford got in touch to get it back to him. But the great part is HOW he got in touch.
Have you ever been on a call with someone and absentmindedly said “Love you!” at the end, even though you weren’t talking to a family member? Like, you said it to a random friend. Or a customer service agent. Or your boss.
Here’s the latest mangled English that’s now officially on-the-record. The “Oxford English Dictionary” just added a ton of new words to their dictionary, which, basically, validates them as real. Here are some highlights . . .
