So last week, there was a story about a thief in Canada who tried to get away from a mountie by floating down a river on a sheet of ice. And when we heard that, we were like, “Wow, that’s the perfect Canadian crime.” Well, we were wrong. THIS is the perfect Canadian crime.
31-year-old Daniel Ferreira got on a bus in Toronto on Friday, pulled a KNIFE, and HIJACKED it. He forced the driver to drive where he told her, and even made her run red lights to get there faster. So where was he going? The only place that ANY Canadian ever wants to go, Tim Hortons.
He had the driver stop and wait while he went into the Tim Hortons. She called the cops, and they busted in and found him sitting at a table, drinking coffee.
He was arrested and charged with assault with a weapon, mischief endangering life, forcible confinement, uttering threats, and taking a motor vehicle without consent.
