A lot of places could satisfy a Vanilla Milkshake craving, but your options are more limited if you want a FREAK FLAVOR like this:
The indoor waterpark chain Great Wolf Lodge has a special ranch-flavored milkshake this spring. There’s more to it than just ranch, it’s topped with carrots, celery, whipped cream, and crispy chicken, plus a lime-salt rim.
It isn’t ranch ice cream, it’s vanilla ice cream, mixed with ranch dressing. I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse.
They’re selling them for $3.10 apiece. They say, “Blurring the line between dessert and snack, it can be sipped (or gulped) like a shake or used as a dip, we won’t judge.”
Great Wolf Lodge will have the milkshakes beginning this Thursday, through March 20th. They say it’ll be at all their locations, which are spread across the U.S. (Sorry Montana, it’ll be a major drive for you guys.)
(Here’s a photo of this beautiful monstrosity.)
(Parade)
