I guess if you’re gonna get ripped off, you might as well get ripped off by a good looking person with a seductive accent. A guy bought a bunch of stuff from a few stores in Lone Tree, Colorado last week, but he used fake credit cards.
And when the cops talked to the employees who saw him, they couldn’t stop GUSHING about this guy. The adjectives that kept coming up were “cute,” “handsome,” “well-dressed,” and “European.”
Now they’re circulating a shot of the guy from a surveillance video. But since it’s a little blurry, it’s hard to tell exactly how handsome and European he is. Maybe the standards in Lone Tree, Colorado are a little lower? (It sounds like a deserted little town, but it’s actually just south of Denver, so we can’t really make fun.)
Hopefully they’ll catch him and we’ll all get a better look at this heaping helping of Euro stud soon.
(Here’s the surveillance shot.)
‘Cute’ suspect accused of making fraudulent credit card purchases sought https://t.co/3lTk5bgPL1 pic.twitter.com/8GmQVu1q8k
— FOX31 Denver KDVR (@KDVR) March 3, 2016