Stupid Criminal: A Naked Driver Was “Hot and Allergic to His Own Sweat”

It’s been a hot and humid summer for most of the U.S., and apparently, that means you could see a lot more naked people driving around.

A 47-year-old man named Kipp Polston from Iowa was pulled over in Nebraska this past Sunday for not having working lights on a flatbed trailer.

He was hauling two motorcycles.  One was reported STOLEN and another was registered to someone else.  He also had a suspended license.

Oh, and one more thing:  When the police approached, Kipp was TOTALLY NAKED, with a pair of pants draped over his crotch.

When asked WHY he was naked, he “stated he was hot and allergic to his own sweat.”  He also admitted he had a “pipe and dab,” or marijuana concentrates.

Kipp is facing multiple charges, including theft, possession of a controlled substance, and resisting arrest.  It’s unclear if he’s actually allergic to his sweat.

(Here’s Kipp’s mugshot, but he is wearing a shirt.)

 

(KTIV)