It’s important to ease into your week on Mondays and not stress too much. Or, take a page out of this lady’s book and just start drinking . . .
A woman in St. Petersburg, Florida got arrested last Monday after she did some day drinking and got a weird head start on Halloween.
48-year-old Marcia Morgan was angry after one of her neighbors parked too close to her yard, so she decided to toilet paper their car. According to the police report, she was drunk and dressed in a HOT DOG COSTUME. (???)
They say she was leaning against the person’s car, with a roll of toilet paper in her hand, while pulling off strips and putting it all over their vehicle.
They described her as intoxicated and uncooperative. It’s not clear if she’d had run-ins with her neighbors before, and cops didn’t say why she was dressed as a hot dog. But this all happened around four o’clock in the afternoon.
They charged her with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, and she pled no contest the next day. She has to pay a $550 fine, or do around 40 hours of community service to work it off.
(Here’s her glassy-eyed mugshot.)
