A Guy Got a DUI After Falling Asleep in a Taco Bell Drive Thru
This guy forgot the one unforgettable rule of any drunk Taco Bell run: Actually getting the food. So we KNOW he was way too drunk to be driving. 25-year-old John Hopwood of Gainesville, Florida was driving drunk on Thursday night, and went through the Taco Bell drive thru.
A Guy Drove 60 Miles Before Realizing He Forgot His Wife at a Gas Station
I figured you should hear this story once, since this guy is going to hear about it every single day for the rest of his life. A guy named Walter from Argentina went on a trip to Brazil with his wife Claudia and their 14-year-old son last week. And as they were driving home, they stopped at a gas station to fill up. And Claudia got out to buy some cookies.
A TV Station Fired Seven People For Playing Cards Against Humanity at Work
If you’re going to play a board game at work, pick one where the goal ISN’T to be as offensive as possible. Like Yahtzee. Nobody’s ever been offended by Yahtzee. Seven employees at the CBS station in Toledo, Ohio were stuck working over New Year’s weekend. So they passed the time by playing Cards Against Humanity.
A Guy Is Arrested For Stealing His Own Pee
This might be the first time a person ever got arrested for stealing their own bodily fluids. 30-year-old Ernest Akins of Lawrenceburg, Kentucky was pulled over last March for drunk driving. And a judge ordered him to submit his urine for drug tests once a month as part of his probation.
A Woman Spent Her Life Savings on Powerball Tickets, Then Started a GoFundMe Page to Get Help
A woman from Cordova, Tennessee named Cinnamon Nicole blew her life savings on Powerball tickets last week. She really wanted that $1.6 billion jackpot. But of course she lost. So she started a page on GoFundMe.com, so strangers would give her money to rebuild her life.